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The world"s worst golf jokes

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Published by Price/Stern/Sloan in Los Angeles .
Written in English


  • Wit and humor

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Edition Notes

Statementremembered by Martin A. Ragaway
SeriesPrice/Stern/Sloan Humor Special
The Physical Object
Pagination1 v. (unpaged) :
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL24952967M
ISBN 100843102004
ISBN 109780843102000

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